An Auditor is someone who: Has never cooked and Can tell you everything that is wrong with what you have cooked Without ever tasting it.
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Auditors
Have I mentioned that I despise auditors? “An auditor is a man who watches the battle from the safety of the hills and then comes down to bayonet the wounded.” There are variations of this quote and multiple attributions of who said it first. I’m sure auditors will take umbrage with it (but that doesn’t …
Weddings
Of all the weddings I’ve attended, I can only think of two that I probably should have avoided. #1 – My first marriage #2 – My second marriage 😉
Giving credit where credit is due
“Thanks, I think”
I think that sometimes people get caught up in the emotion of the moment and say things that actually mean more than they intend. Almost like a Freudian slip, but no slip. For example, when seeing someone who has lost a lot of weight, the person says ” OH MY! You have lost a ton!” …
Last one (for today) [pun intended]
Yesterday The Beatles YesterdayAll my troubles seemed so far awayNow it looks as though they’re here to stayOh, I believe in yesterday SuddenlyI’m not half the man I used to beThere’s a shadow hangin’ over meOh, yesterday came suddenly Why she had to go, I don’t know, she wouldn’t sayI said something wrong, now I …
More Lyrics I like
Eleanor Rigby The Beatles Ah, look at all the lonely peopleAh, look at all the lonely people Eleanor RigbyPicks up the rice in the church where a wedding has beenLives in a dreamWaits at the windowWearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the doorWho is it for? All the lonely peopleWhere do …
Tribute to Simon and Garfunkel
(and to the Bangles) A Hazy Shade of Winter Simon & GarfunkelTime, time time, see what’s become of meWhile I looked around for my possibilitiesI was so hard to pleaseDon’t look aroundThe leaves are brownAnd the sky is a hazy shade of winterHear the Salvation Army bandDown by the riverside’s, there’s bound to be a …
Lives that Matter
Seems like there is a lot of attention when a member of the police or law enforcement screw up. That makes perfect sense. We should hold those individuals and organizations to the highest standards possible. They should be held accountable. HOWEVER, there seems to be little or no outrage or accountability when people of all …
Paralysis
Fear Paralyzes. When you base all your decisions on fear, you never move forward. Risk and how you manage it determines your experiences.